Jaime Fearer has never been in jail, but she does like being in The Shower with a bunch of girls. She is stronger than cheese. She is a noun, but often acts like a verb. She can spin and spin and spin, but then she gets dizzy. Her cat talks back to her. She does not like to be dropped from great heights. She runs faster than some people do. She is often awake. Cat. Ohio.

Stacey Higgins has a cat that she talks to. She is older than she used to be. She is always somewhere, like The Shower, often in a good way. She has a cat. If she had a pilot's license she could fly an airplane. She can greet people with several different expressions, each with their own connotations. If she was a duck she would not be able to speak English. Cat.

Ben Mauk spent his cloistered childhood reading abridged illustrated classics and pondering. Then: the tattooed years. By day he invents entirely new sentences from pre-existing words and phrases. Once he rose to delirious heights and tried to steer the very course of the sun, only to crash in an inferno of glory, death and indigestion. Can he find redemption in the third act? yes he said he will Maybe

Mark Pagán finds balance overrated and enjoys the surprise of falling down. He is capable with his left hand but makes an active choice to wave with his right. Tomorrow is his favorite day of the week. He knows instinctively when you are thinking of him but it is the children that suffer. What's important to Mark are the things that you ask him. He knows you know

Justin Purvis, Season Six director, studied many things in college, such as short form and long form, and douchebaggery, in which he excelled highly. Justin stays busy with multiple improv troupes because, just like that movie Crank, if his creativity dips below a specific level, the poison will kick in and he will die. Or maybe a better analogy is that he is like a shark; a vicious man-eater, who can never stop moving or he will drown. No, wait, the Crank one was better. Yeah.

Erika Rose wants to be remembered as the girl who can turn any party upside down! She can start the Electric Slide at a tense board meeting. She can start the Wave at a bus stop on a freezing Sunday morning. If Erika was alive when JFK was shot, people would remember her spontaneously leading a group of mourners in the Hand Jive. "Where were you when Erika led the Hand Jive? It really helped me get through," they'd say. I bring people together and get the party started! Word.

Stuart Scotten's main quality is that he is English. He is mostly water. There is not enough air for him to breathe on the moon. Sometimes he remembers things. He often uses gravity to keep his stuff in place. His feet are not your feet. He is sometimes lonely in the New World. At an earlier point in his life he went to school. He is supported, in part, by his knees.